The 3 Truths About Shit

Life has been a little serious for me recently and my younger son gave me a good laugh with this joke, here it goes...

A little bird was frozen stiff in mid flight during one harsh winter and dropped to the ground. While it laid there helplessly, a cow came by and shit on it. The heat from the dung actually thawed the bird and it was so happy that it began to chirp! Just then, a hungry cat passed by, and despite the filth, picked the bird out from the shit and ate it!

The three morals of this story are:

1. Not everyone who gets you into shit is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3. And when you're in deep shit, keep quiet!

Have a nice day! :)


Analisa said...

Hey Jane,
I was surprised to see you post this. Is everything OK?

MTJ said...

Hi Jane,

I've missed reading your blog but I'm glad that you sent some humor my way.


Jane said...

I'm ok Analisa. :) MTJ glad to put a smile on your face. :)