A Little Girl

A 4 year old girl at the kindergarten where I work said to me, "My brother is in K2." Since I am teaching some K2 kids, I asked, "Oh? What's his name?" She replied, "My mommy calls him Darling and calls me Sweetie." :)

The 3 Truths About Shit

Life has been a little serious for me recently and my younger son gave me a good laugh with this joke, here it goes...

A little bird was frozen stiff in mid flight during one harsh winter and dropped to the ground. While it laid there helplessly, a cow came by and shit on it. The heat from the dung actually thawed the bird and it was so happy that it began to chirp! Just then, a hungry cat passed by, and despite the filth, picked the bird out from the shit and ate it!

The three morals of this story are:

1. Not everyone who gets you into shit is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3. And when you're in deep shit, keep quiet!

Have a nice day! :)

Your Brother Is Better Than Mine!

Some memories make me smile and this is one of them...

One day several years' back, something noble inside Yong prompted him to say to Wei: "You know, I think your brother is better than mine!"

Blinking and without skipping a beat, Wei replied coolly, "Nah! YOUR BROTHER is better than mine."

Yong repeated sincerely, "No, no, no, yours is DEFINITELY better than mine."

Wei modestly declined and insisted, "NO, I say yours better!"

Yong, "No, yours better!"

Wei, "No, yours better!"

And they continued till the cows come home while I was bent over laughing in the background. Yong and Wei are brothers, my sons. :)

Dog And Cat

Forget about your troubles for a while and come watch this ...
Notice how the doggy sighs contentedly afterwards ... :)

The Snail Story - I Think I Can ... aaargh! Oops?

Here's a little snail that finds the grass greener on the other side.

So it strives to find a way to cross over.

The quest is almost insurmountable!

But it presses on!

Aaaaarrgghhhh!!!!

Even more aaaaarrgghhhh!!!

At long last! Yippie! (Applause please! Clap, clap, clap)

Urmm, now the grass seems greener over the OTHER side!

Oh well, here we go again ... Aaarrggghhh ....

~~~The End~~~

Here's Your Hottie

"Here's your hottie ..." my spouse says to me.

Gasp! "What hottie? Since when do you start talking about hottie?"

"Your hot tea ..." he continues nonchalantly.

"Oh, haha, do you know what's a hottie?"

Puzzled, "Ya, proud?"

"What?"

"Haughty!"

"No, no, er yes, haughty IS proud, but I mean, er ... never mind."

Sheesh, confusing English!

The World Is My Toilet

Not mine, really, lest you think I'm out of my mind. I'm talking about a cat. Sigh, wish I was armed with a camera to capture its private moments ... how intrusive and rude of me, I know :)

One night while walking home, I saw this cat making a 'deposit' besides the road, along the curb. I was annoyed, really. Why couldn't it just do what any decent cat does? Go somewhere else, dig a hole in the ground, poo in it and then cover it up with earth? As I went, "Tsk, tsk, tsk, what kind of cat are you?", it'd finished its 'business', and to my utter surprise, it started scooping and throwing sand found along the road curb over its poo!

Then, I realized what its problem was. It hadn't rained for days you see, and the ground was too hard to dig into, can you imagine? With a paw? I mean unless the cat knew how to use a spade or something, so it had to come out with another solution fast, you know, something can't wait ... That was a nice thoughtful kitty after all!

Wow, talk about ingenuity! Well, a cat's got to do what a cat's got to do :)